I keep forgetting to look for love. Now that I’ve officially joined the ranks of the unemployed, I have a rather long to-do list: join a feminist book club, learn how to contour (relying on 16-year-old vloggers) and, of course, get a job. With all of this on my mind, I keep forgetting that I … More 7 Reasons It’s Great To Be Single in London
Today I lost my job. It’s a funny phrase – ‘lost my job’, as if I’ll find it behind some Diet Coke cans on my kitchen side. Whatever way you want to sugarcoat it (‘let go’, ‘given my notice’, ‘made redundant’), I now no longer have a job. I am a free spirit, a wanderer, … More First Thoughts On Being Made Redundant
The first boy I ever fell in love with was Paolo from the Lizzie McGuire Movie. Yes, I know he’s the villain of the film and that he really can’t sing, but damn could that boy ride a motorbike. That film had a huge impact on how I viewed romance as a child. Every time … More Summer Romances: Expectations vs Reality
A man on Bumble told me he walked out on The Weeknd during his performance at Coachella. For me, that was enough to be a deal-breaker. It has been three days and we have not talked, so he is officially out of my circle of potential suitors and I doubt I will ever meet him … More Why Can’t We End Bad Friendships, Like We Would End Bad Relationships?
In a twist of fate (or perhaps stroke of karma since I don’t know his name) the Boy I Kissed in St Katharine’s Docks stood me up on our date. Well, I say ‘stood up’ but he actually just ghosted me on the day of the date and didn’t tell me when or where we … More 19 Things To Do Before You Start Dating
Over the weekend I decided to swear off all men and become a Zen, self-sufficient singleton. And then I stuck my tongue down a very attractive man’s throat. Said man took my number and said he’d message me, which I assumed meant we would never speak again. So imagine my surprise when he messaged out … More Reasons I Should Not Go On A Date Tomorrow Night
If you read last night’s drunk broadcast live from an Uber, you will be unsurprised to hear I woke up with a considerable hangover. Nausea, headache, low mood (I cried in Princess Diaries 2 because I was just so happy she let the orphan children walk in the parade). I had it all. These are … More My Skin Has Changed Overnight