Every day this week, Facebook has been reminding me that four years ago today I was a fresher at university. Freshers’ Week was the most exhilarating, nerve-wracking, depressing and fun week of my life (minus, perhaps, my Year 13 trip to Kavos, of course). And it was four years ago. I won’t lie: it doesn’t … More Freshers Guide: advice to my younger self
It has been 224 days since I had sex. As in, the last time I had sex I had to run out because I was late for a pantomime. It was almost Christmas. This is not the longest I have gone without sex (376 days was a record) so I am still functioning, like a … More Things you only know if you’ve not had sex in a long time
August has been a month of personal failures. I’ve had a grand total of two beers this evening (which is enough to make me less-than-sober) so I thought I’d share them with you: Love Life In my decaying love life, I saw the boy I used to fancy (/still 98% sure I’d have his children … More Hello failure, my old friend
From swiping right on Tinder to cringey Insta captions, this is what The Notebook would look like in an age of social media. … More What Would The Notebook Look Like In 2018?
The origins of the orgasm gap and how to solve it. Essential reading if you’re sick of “bad sex”. … More Mind the Orgasm Gap: Why Do Women Have Fewer Orgasms than Men?
I keep forgetting to look for love. Now that I’ve officially joined the ranks of the unemployed, I have a rather long to-do list: join a feminist book club, learn how to contour (relying on 16-year-old vloggers) and, of course, get a job. With all of this on my mind, I keep forgetting that I … More 7 Reasons It’s Great To Be Single in London
Today I lost my job. It’s a funny phrase – ‘lost my job’, as if I’ll find it behind some Diet Coke cans on my kitchen side. Whatever way you want to sugarcoat it (‘let go’, ‘given my notice’, ‘made redundant’), I now no longer have a job. I am a free spirit, a wanderer, … More First Thoughts On Being Made Redundant