New Year’s Resolutions are too hard. That’s where End of Year Resolutions come in … More End of Year Resolutions
When I was 15 I had a list of 35 reasons I couldn’t make a date with the guy I fancied. My go-to excuses were: “I failed my history exam, so I’m grounded” (blatant lie, I was a straight-A geek) and “my aunt has suddenly gone into labour – and she thinks it’s triplets.” It’s … More Dating Admin: The Effort of Organising a Date
Every day this week, Facebook has been reminding me that four years ago today I was a fresher at university. Freshers’ Week was the most exhilarating, nerve-wracking, depressing and fun week of my life (minus, perhaps, my Year 13 trip to Kavos, of course). And it was four years ago. I won’t lie: it doesn’t … More Freshers Guide: advice to my younger self
It has been 224 days since I had sex. As in, the last time I had sex I had to run out because I was late for a pantomime. It was almost Christmas. This is not the longest I have gone without sex (376 days was a record) so I am still functioning, like a … More Things you only know if you’ve not had sex in a long time
August has been a month of personal failures. I’ve had a grand total of two beers this evening (which is enough to make me less-than-sober) so I thought I’d share them with you: Love Life In my decaying love life, I saw the boy I used to fancy (/still 98% sure I’d have his children … More Hello failure, my old friend
From swiping right on Tinder to cringey Insta captions, this is what The Notebook would look like in an age of social media. … More What Would The Notebook Look Like In 2018?
The origins of the orgasm gap and how to solve it. Essential reading if you’re sick of “bad sex”. … More Mind the Orgasm Gap: Why Do Women Have Fewer Orgasms than Men?